Suggestion for John Piper

John Piper, in his book Brothers, We Are Not Professionals is full of chapters that have titles beginning with "Brothers, [substitute appropriate exhortation here]".

For example,
"Brothers, Let Us Pray",
"Brothers, Show Your People Why God Inspired Hard Texts"
"Brothers, Tell Them Not To Serve God" (seriously!)

Encouraging though this is, I can't help feeling that there is a crucial one missing.

How about, "Brothers, Eat More Chocolate."

You see, then I could show it to my wife, and I might get away with it...